Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.
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When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anywa...
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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.
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Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you w...
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When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're do...
