"I had been to school most all the time, and could spell, and read, and write just a little, and could say the multiplication table up to six times sev...

Ah, heavens and earth, friend, if you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor that you could to-day.
~ Mark Twain ~











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