"Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of t...

Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.
~ Mark Twain ~











Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent ...
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"A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
"Heaven goes by favor if it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would go in.
"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.
"It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me it's the parts that I do understand.
"Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.
"The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket ...
"Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
"But that is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.
"It was a dreadful thing to see. Humans beings can be awful cruel to one another.
"Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Ani...
"The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet...
"The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and uns...
"Wherever he found his speech growing too modern -- which was about every sentence or two -- he ladled in a few such Scriptural phrases as "exceeding s...
"It don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway.

