"It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the ...
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"The brains of members of the Press departments of motion-picture studios resemble soup at a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.
"Every author really wants to have letters printed in the paper. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.
"I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what...
"Man's inability to get out of bed in the morning is a curious thing. One may reason with oneself clearly and forcibly without the slightest effect. On...
"I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head.
"-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?'There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter
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"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.
"...writing Jeeves stories gives me a great deal of pleasure and keeps me out of the public houses.
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"There is no pathos more bitter than that of parting from someone we have never met.
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