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FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.

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All right I think we've been down here in the dark long enough. There's a whole other world upstairs. Take my hand, Constant Reader, and I'll be happy...more

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People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.

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Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally.

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What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.

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When you're twenty-one, life is a roadmap. It's only when you get to twenty-five or so that you begin to suspect you've been looking at the map upside...more

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I have seen many cases like N. during the five years I've been in practice. I sometimes picture these unfortunates as men and women being pecked to de...more

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norris didn't cry, but he was apt to puke on them, the way he had puked on homer gamache that time he had found homer sprawled in a ditch out by homel...more

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A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.

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...it was another year or two before I discovered that drat and draft were different words. During that same period I remember believing that details ...more

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I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the...more

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You're dead, George. You just don't have the sense to lie down.

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Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can.

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My friend wants to get moving and so do I,' Eddie said. 'We've got miles to go yet.'I know that. It's on your face, son. Like a scar.'Eddie was fascin...more