If God rewards us on earth for good deeds—the Old Testament suggests it’s so, and the Puritans certainly believed it—then maybe Satan rewards us for e...
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People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.
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Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally.
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What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.
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When you're twenty-one, life is a roadmap. It's only when you get to twenty-five or so that you begin to suspect you've been looking at the map upside...
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God and heaven lasted about four years longer than the Tooth Fairy
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I have seen many cases like N. during the five years I've been in practice. I sometimes picture these unfortunates as men and women being pecked to de...
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He had discovered that there was not just one God but many, and some were more than cruel — they were insane, and that changed all. Cruelty, after all...
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norris didn't cry, but he was apt to puke on them, the way he had puked on homer gamache that time he had found homer sprawled in a ditch out by homel...
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A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.
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...it was another year or two before I discovered that drat and draft were different words. During that same period I remember believing that details ...
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I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!
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Christ.No, not Christ. These leavings were made in propitiation of a much older God than the Christian one. People have called Him different things at...
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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the...
