Farting Quotes

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.There is no art i...

I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. ...

I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. ...

I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. ...

I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. ...

A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizz...

He that lives upon hope will die farting.