Fart Quotes

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.There is no art i...

My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging you...

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twic...

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone els...

He that lives upon hope will die farting.