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All those adorable towheaded kids in the promotional film are going to turn thirteen. Once a family ...

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The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

Natives of the Florida Keys often refer to themselves as Conchs, and for good reason: They have been...

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Dave BarryBest. State. Ever.: A Florida Man Defends His Homeland