Foibles Quotes

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too la...

Mercifully one forgets one's love affairs as one forgets one's dreams.

I may have faults but being wrong ain't one of them.

I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.

We'd all like a reputation for generosity and we'd all like to buy it cheap.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

At home I am a nice guy but I don't want the world to know. Humble people I've found don't go ver...

I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turne...

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to or...

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.

When compelled to cook I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.

If I only had a little humility I'd be perfect.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he's a dirty little beast.

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Show me someone who never gossips and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.

I have my standards. They may be low but I have them.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.