Crazy Quotes

This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of...

What I've learnt - to my cost - on several occasions in my life, is that people will put up with all...

It is not like I have gone crazy, I just don't want to take any chances. You never know what could h...

Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health.However, I always ca...

Most people put off my mother's erratic behavior to the fact that she was a writer, as if that just ...

They have had such a crazy life living with me as their dad. Not crazy but different from their frie...

I'm crazy about Grant: his character, his nature, his science in fighting and everything else. But I...

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.

She was crazy but he needed her. Oh I am in so much trouble he thought, and stared blindly up at the...

I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!

Oh Christ, he understood more than he wanted to right now. Give me a chance, Louis thought, and I’ll...

Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.

I just had a crazy, wild imagination all my life, and science fiction is the greatest outlet for me.

All the little birdies had flown out of this man's tree.

At 14, I was the most disciplined guy around. I would get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and run fiv...

Are you crazy? It's a common phrase, I know. But it means something particular to me: the tunnels, t...

She wasn't blotto, she was plotting.

Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is… Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It’...

Lunatics are similar to designated hitters. Often an entire family is crazy, but since an entire fam...

Gran, for the gods' love, it's talk like yours that starts riots!" I said keeping my voice down. "Wi...

He is as good as anybody in this parish! He is very particular, too, about going to church-yes, he i...

This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a cr...

the only way clear of the cool/crazy flipflop was obviously slow, frustrating and hard work. Love wi...

I want you to try and remember what it was like to have been very young.And particularly the days wh...

The best clubs in the world are always the clubs where you have a variety of people. Like, you have ...

This sounds crazy, but I know so many famous people, I'm just not intimidated by anyone. I feel real...

I threw my son, Brandon, a rave for his birthday and I fully set it up like a crazy rave with lights...

The box had done what Sweet Home had not, what working like an ass and living like a dog had not: dr...

And maybe she had certain beliefs that if you love somebody, [you're] gonna like them too. And that ...

There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excu...

No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.

I know, Little Man, you are quick with the diagnosis of craziness when you meet a truth you don’t li...

Did I ever tell you about the manwho taught his asshole to talk?His whole abdomen would move up and ...

But when you say crazy, that describes very well what the general appearance may be to ordinary, eve...

Eh bien, then, you are crazy, or appear crazy or you think you are crazy, and possibly you may be cr...

The hardest thing about being famous is that people are always nice to you. You're in a conversation...

Are you like, a crazy person?I’m quite sure they will say so.

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

To be able to help a 13-year-old kid from the Bronx follow her dreams just by letting her know she's...

I was a really good waitress. Waitressing takes a certain gusto. You need a good memory and an abili...

... the reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day. [pp. 65...

You haven’t lived till you’ve played Scrabble in a psych ward.

I'm someone who's always on the go and crazy busy, so I like to keep snacks in my car and at the off...

What is exciting is not for one person to be stronger than the other... but for two people to have m...

Where to look if you've lost your mind?

The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn when teachers themselves are taught to learn.

As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of o...

Crazy Horse dreamed and went into the world where there is nothing but the spirits of all things. Th...

I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I a...

we're all freaks sometimes, Melody," he replied. "You're just... well, better at it than most.

It's a myth that crazy people don't know they're crazy. Many of us are surely as capable of epiphany...

You love someone. You don’t leave her to drown. And you don’t tell her she’s crazier than she alread...

With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive...

I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours ar...

Statistics say that a range of mental disorders affects more than one in four Americans in any given...

And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This o...

Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live.

Sometimes things are just what they seem to be and that's all there is to it.

I paid, got up, walkedto the door, openedit.I heard the mansay, "that guy'snuts."out on the street I...

I look back at the looks I've had over the years. I'm proud of myself that I had the courage to expe...

I don't think Romney is wacky at all, but religion makes intelligent people say and do wacky things,...

George smiles to himself, with entire self-satisfaction. Yes, I am crazy, he thinks. That is my secr...

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went f...

Live by yourself and you bound to talk yourself and when ye commence that folks start it up that you...

I have crazy claustrophobic dreams, weird elevator dreams where the elevator closes in and all of a ...

If there are a couple of adjectives people use to describe me, anger is usually in there. I've never...

Crazy and insane are words used throughout history to describe people and ideas that are simply diff...

He's as nutty as a vegan T-bone.

People who were perfectly sane on Tuesday sometimes go nuts on Wednesday.

The messengers of Jesus will be hated to the end of time. They will be blamed for all the division w...

and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.

Being crazy isn't enough.

It's a crazy world, so sports and athletics and music can be a form of escapism.

I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy tha...

I act like shit don’t phase me inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is g...

Most people think Marv is crazy, but I don't believe that. I'm no shrink and I'm not saying I've got...

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reaso...

Now everybody's got a crazy notion of their own. Some like to mix up with a crowd, some like to be a...

Is it so far from madness to wisdom?" - Daenerys Targaryen

Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.

'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot...

What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! Peopl...

The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is...

Maybe he's up to something, maybe he'ś not really crazy after all. Perhaps he just got fed up acting...

But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am.

I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really ...

You take a very handsome guy, or a guy that thinks he's a real hot-shot, and they're always asking y...

He had become completely mad in his movements; He seemed to be doing everything at the same time. It...

Only a crazy person wouldn't fear approaching a car with tinted windows during a late-night car stop...

The 'Night Train' has already been a crazy ride for me. We flew around making TV appearances and sta...

Ah,' thought the king sadly, shrugging his shoulders, "I see clearly that if one has a crazy wife, o...

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

Now because 18 months ago the first dawn, 3 months ago broad daylight but a very few days ago the fu...

We all have our routines," he said softly."But they must have a purpose and provide an outcome that ...

A truly happy woman drives some men and almost every other woman absolutely crazy

With my schedule being so crazy, I can't call every day or hang out with my friends like I used to a...

Hungry Joe was crazy, and no one knew it better than Yossarian, who did everything he could to help ...

'Snow White' is an old fairy tale, so obviously the idea of vanity and obsession with youth is long-...

What I love most about this crazy life is the adventure of it.