Housework Quotes

Growing up, I have discovered over time, is rather like housework: never finished.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any wor...

Marrying Gretchen is a good idea, darling; I would enjoy bringing her up. Teaching her to shoot, hel...

If a woman had a problem in the 1950's and 1960's, she knew that something must be wrong with her ma...

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerato...