"

The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

"

Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of t...more

"

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

"

Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.

"

Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

"

The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket ...more

"

But that is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

"

It was a dreadful thing to see. Humans beings can be awful cruel to one another.

"

The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet...more

"

Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.

"

The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and uns...more

"

Wherever he found his speech growing too modern -- which was about every sentence or two -- he ladled in a few such Scriptural phrases as "exceeding s...more

"

It don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway.

"

You can't pray a lie--I found that out.

"

You gwyne to have considerable trouble in yo' life, en considerable joy. Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but ever...more