How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
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Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
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I broke up with this girl, and they put me with a psychiatrist who said, 'Why did you get so depressed, and do all those things you did?' I said, 'I w...
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I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be...
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,
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There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about ...
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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
