Calvin Quotes

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the sec...

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win...

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility "faith"!(Institutio III....

True wisdom consists in two things: Knowledge of God and Knowledge of Self.

No man that ever lived, not John Calvin himself, ever asserted either original sin, or justification...