Zaphod-beeblebrox Quotes

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

Vell, Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?

One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to d...

Ow! My brains!