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When it comes to sex, no pairing is beyond belief.

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norris didn't cry, but he was apt to puke on them, the way he had puked on homer gamache that time he had found homer sprawled in a ditch out by homel...more

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A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.

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...it was another year or two before I discovered that drat and draft were different words. During that same period I remember believing that details ...more

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I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the...more

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You're dead, George. You just don't have the sense to lie down.

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I want to make sure I remember what real ugly is. I might want to tell my grandchildren someday.

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Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can.

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I'm going out for a bottle of champagne. We're going to get bombed.

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You ought to sue that son of a whore

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God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one of you stick the world's longes...more

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Then, for no reason I could tell you, I tossed the spool again, even though Elaine had asked me not to. Maybe only because, in a way, him chasing a sp...more

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One of his followers murmured agreement, but another quietly slipped away. Now there was Norton and four others. Maybe that wasn't so bad. Christ Hims...more

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The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu...more