Sex Quotes

The trouble with fashions is you want to fuck the women in their fashions but when the time comes th...

Let me sing the beauty of my Maggie. Legs:--the knees attached to the thighs, knees shiny, thighs li...

Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to ...

I tried to bring up boyfriends and sex. Her great dark eyes surveyed me with emptiness and a kind of...

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men peni...

The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.

The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuadin...

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.

I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing....

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

Battery Park resonates with lust as the sun approaches its zenith. A primal impulse takes hold of th...

Starshine’s greatest challenge is deciding whether a woman is too young to soothe or too old to sham...

Marriage is like a series of opposing reflections, inverse images getting ever smaller like nesting ...

Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiti...

I wondered how a man ever got an English girl into bed. What did they do with her hockey stick?

All right, he thought, okay; if thats the way it is; a savagery of anger in him now at the picture. ...

My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging you...

Her room was warm and lightsome. A huge doll sat with her legs apart in the copious easy-chair besid...

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twic...

It grieved him plaguily, he said, to see the nuptial couch defrauded of its dearest pledges: and to ...

Wombed in sin darkness I was too, made not begotten. By them, the man with my voice and my eyes and ...

I ripped all her clothes off. She twisted and turned, slow, so they would slip out from under her. T...

Now they are lovers. The first, wild courses are ended. They have founded their domain. A satanic ha...

I'll never know the right answer for sex and marriage, sense and mirage.

But the largest number of primate species--thirty-four--have a promiscuous system in which females r...

Recreational sex is thus supposed to function as the glue holding a human couple together while they...

big-bang reproduction, or semelparity: a single reproductive effort, followed by preprogrammed death...

Sex is flagrantly separated from reproduction in a few species, including bonobos and dolphins.

Sex in social mammals is generally carried out in public, before the gazes of other members of the t...

The daddy-at-home theory posits that concealed ovulation evolved to promote monogamy, to force the m...

I love your body 'cause I've lost my mind If you want someone to talk to, you're wasting your time I...

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive...

In order to understand the intensity of ritual forms, one must rid oneself of the idea that all happ...

He raised himself on his hands and looked at Irene's face: the nudity of that feminine body had rise...

The human heart is my territory. I write about love because it’s the most important thing in the wor...

I was sixteen and my mother was about to throw me out of the house forever, for breaking a very big ...

She arches her body like a cat on a stretch. She nuzzles her cunt into my face like a filly at the g...

The best sex takes place in the mind first

When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake...

Revenge is like sex, Mister Dresden. It's best when it comes on slow, quiet, until it all seems inex...

Susan hardly had begun to slow down when Tera appeared from between a couple of buildings and loped ...

Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?""And tons and tons ...

Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to ...

When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-...

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. This is som...

And there's no sex, hardly any love stuff at all, in Middle Earth, which always made me think, yes, ...

On the one hand, Gramma and Grampar never mentioned sex at all. They must have done it, or they woul...

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a...

every now and then, i worry about people in the third world countries. and then i figure if they all...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

The Genie declared that in his time and place there were scientists of the passions who maintained t...

Remove God from the world of ideas. Remove government, politics from society. Keep sex, humor, utili...

A maidenhead, the virgin's troubleIs well-compare-d to a bubbleon a navigable riverSoon 'tis touched...

Licence my roving hands, and let them go Before, behind, between, above, below.

How blest am I in this discovering thee!To enter in these bonds is to be free;Then where my hand is ...

I would have gone to bed with him that night. If he had asked. If he had come and kissed me. Not for...

I lay in bed last night and thought of G.P. I thought of being in bed with him. I wanted to be in be...

Girls possess sexual tact in inverse proportion to their standard of education.

I want to tell you what's really happened.""Not now. Please not now. Whatever's happened, come and m...

I had always believed, and not only out of cynicism, that a man and a woman could tell in the first ...

In our age it is not sex that raises its ugly head, but love.

Her underwear, her jeans, the comforter, my corduroys and my boxers between us, I thought. Five laye...

But there was so much todo: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on. I'll have more tim...

Lady and gentleman, when my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the c...

This was not of the nature of a Christlike lesson for Owen Meany to learn, as he lay in the manger, ...

It galls me that seeking out the seedy, the sordid, the sexual, and the deviant is the expected (if ...

Well, you finally got me," Helen had whispered to him, tearfully, but Garp had sprawled there, on hi...

What freedom men and women could have, were they not constantly tricked and trapped and enslaved and...

A new country seems to follow a pattern. First come the openers, strong and brave and rather childli...

Sex is like money only too much is enough.

No act is so private it does not seek applause.

I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getti...

Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who think...

the weekly thirty minutes of sexual stress was a chronic but low-grade discomfort, like the humidity...

Sports is to war as pornography is to sex.

I have tutored Little Igor to be a man of this world. For example, I exhibited him a smutty magazine...

From space, astronauts can see people making love as a tiny speck of light. Not light, exactly, but ...

This is the sixty-nine," I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers -- tw...

I know a lot about birds and bees, but I don't know very much about the birds and the bees. Everythi...

Because the thing of it is, no matter how much you enjoy sex, there’s something jolting and strangel...

He found Luciana sitting alone at a table in the Allied officers' night club, where the drunken Anza...

No such private nights of ecstasy or hushed-up drinking and sex orgies ever occurred. They might hav...

Adriana loved even the rank animal smell of the man's body, her sweat-slicked breasts and belly flat...

If Lacan presumes that female homosexuality issues from a disappointed heterosexuality, as observati...

If the immutable character of sex is contested, perhaps this construct called ‘sex’ is as culturally...

Sex is a commitment...Once you're there you can't go back to holding hands...and when you give yours...

I still get angry when older people assume that everyone in my generation, screws around. They're pr...

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex.

This was another of our fears: that Life wouldn't turn out to be like Literature. Look at our parent...

La Maga did not know that my kisses were like eyes which began to open up beyond her, and that I wen...

Also the natural sexual functions of establishing an intimate human contact frequently assume greate...

Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into ...

Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.

Never fuck anyone you wouldn't want to be.

We can't ignore right-wing demagogues who insist that the word of the doctor who proclaims a child's...

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

INTENSE SEXUAL DESIRE IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLDJaney dreams of cocks. Janey sees cocks inst...

Another example of getting flack from the boys is what happened when Jack Black dumped me. That’s ri...