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Do I need to wriggle my breasts at you again?""No, please. I don't know if I'd be able to stand the ...

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I remember taking an anthropology class in college and the professor was explaining that there is li...

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What you need is a chick from Camden,' Van Patten says, after recovering from McDermott's statement....

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And it struck me then, that I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty. A boy who had been around....

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Bret Easton EllisThe Rules of Attraction

You can get a large audience together for a strip-tease act—that is, to watch a girl undress on the ...

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The truth is that wherever a man lies with a woman, there, whether they like it or not, a transcende...

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In every age a general misdirection of what may be called sexual "taste"... [is] produce[d by the de...

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We cannot have a world where everyone is a victim. "I'm this way because my father made me this way....

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Men chase by night those they will not greet by day.

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Camille PagliaSexual Personae: Art and Decadence from Nefertiti to Emily Dickinson

Everything is melting in nature. We think we see objects, but our eyes are slow and partial. Nature ...

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Camille PagliaSexual Personae: Art and Decadence from Nefertiti to Emily Dickinson

Fireflies out on a warm summer's night, seeing the urgent, flashing, yellow-white phosphorescence be...

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Carl SaganShadows Of Forgotten Ancestors: A Search For Who We Are

You don't know what thirst is until you drink for the first time.

Man...heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The f...

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Clothes falling away signals a situation that I'll likely avoid putting into words. If clothes don't...

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You know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, what...

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As if we’d have sex in a cave surrounded by hordes of demons. This is reality, not your fevered imag...

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You women have more holes than swiss cheese.

Walking out with the people, I didn't know which was more exciting, the air race, the parachute jump...

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Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

It's all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you're not getting any.

in the most decent sometimes sun there is the softsmoke feeling from urns and the canned sound of ol...

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Music is much like fucking, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving the...

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...they would say 'he said this, he did that', but they would never say 'she said this, she did that...

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Nothing like beautiful legs. 'Cause with beautiful legs, even if you've been there only once or twic...

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I guess lesbianism wasn't so rampant in those days, they would've gotten a bunk with each other and ...

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Hey, Hank, I notice all the women around your place lately ... good looking stuff; you're doing all ...

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You bitch," I whispered, "I love you." Then I came.

jan was an excellent fuck...she had a tight pussy and she took it like it was a knife that was killi...

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To think, somebody had suicided for that.

What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that ...

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Charles BukowskiLove Is a Dog from Hell

fuckshe pulled her dress offover her headand I saw the pantiesindented somewhat into thecrotch.it's ...

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Charles BukowskiLove Is a Dog from Hell

I have, he went on, betrayed myself withbelief, deluded myself with lovetricked myself with sex.the ...

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Charles BukowskiPlay the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit

The time came to put Iris Duarte back on the plane.It was a morning flight which made it difficult. ...

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Generally, I decided, it was better to wait, if you had any feeling for the individual. If you hated...

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Strangers when you meet, strangers when you part -a gymnasium of bodies namelessly masturbating each...

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She would have been a better fuck in Greece, maybe. America was a shitty place to fuck.

I liked to fuck too, but it wasn't my religion. There were too many ridiculous and tragic things abo...

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Swifts, on a fine morning in May, flying this way, that way, sailing around at a great hight, perfec...

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Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe ca...

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Chelsea HandlerMy Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating.

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Chelsea HandlerMy Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do t...

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Chelsea HandlerMy Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money ...

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Chelsea HandlerMy Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose....

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Chelsea HandlerMy Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jump...

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Chelsea HandlerMy Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

The porn films are not about sex. Sex is airbrushed and digitally washed out of the films. There is ...

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Chris HedgesEmpire of Illusion: The End of Literacy and the Triumph of Spectacle

THOMAS GuiltyOf mankind. I have perpetrated human nature. My father and mother were acces...

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Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to gi...

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I don't mind admitting that I, too, have watched Hilton undergoing the sexual act. I phrase it as cr...

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The enduring rapture with magic and fable has always struck me as latently childish and somehow sexl...

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...I remember a rainy, depressing afternoon when she remarked 'What a pity we can't make love, there...

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What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health ins...

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Sex pretty much cures everything.

I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk an...

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The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack...

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It's amazing what a woman will read into if you by accident, say I love you. Ten times out of ten, a...

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It's the last frontier to conquer, other people, strangers, the jungle of their arms and legs, hair ...

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A woman eats to feed her pussy." Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not gettin...

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My mom says, "Do you know what the AIDS memorial quilt is all about?"Jump to how much I hate my brot...

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Chuck PalahniukInvisible Monsters

I was very invested in love but it was just this long sex thing that could end at any moment because...

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If you never have sex you never gain a sense of power. You never gain a voice or an identity of your...

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She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says,...

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Sex - the poor man's polo.

The pain, I can assure you, will be exquisite.

I really look forward to that insane hour that we spend together. I really do.

And in a flash I understood the meaning of sex. It is a craving of mingling of consciousness, whose ...

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Man knows himself as body, and what he knows of spirit comes through grace. The poet would call it i...

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We are not here together just to make children, Elizabeth. What we're going to do is sanctified by m...

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Dr. Murray made it clear to me before I left that a woman who enhoys the Act is as loose as a harlot...

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It's time to make love, douse the glim; The fireflies twinkle and dim; The stars lean together Like ...

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You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.

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Cormac McCarthyNo Country for Old Men

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

Sex joins two people spiritually and emotionally as well as physically. This is its purpose-to bond ...

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Craig GroeschelWeird: Because Normal Isn't Working

We speak in Spanish when we make love. English seems an impossible language for intimacy.

In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.

Yes, I do believe in something. I believe in being warm-hearted. Ibelieve especially in being warm-h...

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We fucked a flame into being.

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D. H. LawrenceLady Chatterley's Lover

Be as promiscuous as the rabbits!' said Hammond. 'Why not? What's wrong with rabbits? Are they any w...

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D. H. LawrenceLady Chatterley's Lover

Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to about the s...

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D. H. LawrenceLady Chatterley's Lover

But you don't fuck me cold-heartedly,' she protested.'I don't want to fuck you at all.'Lady Chatterl...

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The point is, what sort of a time can a man give a woman? Can he give her a damn good time, or can't...

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For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex, it wasn't. Put it this way: if you can't see the c...

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If you have a story that seems worth telling, and you think you can tell it worthily, then the thing...

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Women, he would say, are not Muses. Muses are Muses. To confuse one with the other is to mistake the...

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On to some juicy French philosophical sex-killing murder-suicide cannibal thing. You?”“Still the con...

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Trite though it (used to) sound, real sexuality is about our struggles to connect with one another, ...

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Okay, you know, is it weird to get so depressed watching a children’s Christmas special— Oh, wait, I...

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David Foster WallaceBrief Interviews with Hideous Men

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

Sex is a doorway to something so powerful and mystical, but movies usually depict it in a completely...

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Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to ...

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David SedarisDress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

In his mind he saw them standing with the tips of their organs pressed together ejaculating into eac...

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But it wouldn’t have half the power of a story in which Jamie and Claire truly conquer real evil and...

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Diana Gabaldon"I Give You My Body . . .": How I Write Sex Scenes

You don’t need to know the purpose as you write, but when you read over something you’ve written, yo...

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Diana Gabaldon"I Give You My Body . . .": How I Write Sex Scenes

Dialogue doesn’t take place in a vacuum. Dialogue is contradictory, in that it can either speed up o...

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Diana Gabaldon"I Give You My Body . . .": How I Write Sex Scenes