Humorist Quotes
In the afternoon the ship's company assembled aft, on deck, under the awnings; the flute, the asthma...
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.
The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don’t—whichever...
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