Humorist Quotes

In the afternoon the ship's company assembled aft, on deck, under the awnings; the flute, the asthma...

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.

The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don’t—whichever...