Naughty Quotes

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything el...

It was not very long afterwards that Michael woke up one morning with a curious feeling inside him. ...

Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in...

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go...