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Self-deprecation Quotes

The buzzard has nothing to fault himself with.Scruples are alien to the black panther.Piranhas do no...

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I was a little cross.I ask pardon. If I do get up a little temper I have no sufficient time to keep ...

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They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

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Bob MonkhouseCrying With Laughter: My Life Story

There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.

Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of ...

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In a nutshell, I am not unaware of my failings. Neither am I a stranger to irony.

Every time I move I squash something said Loathesome.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Oscar WildeThe Happy Prince and Other Stories

The falseness of your own hearts, if you look not to them, may undo you(15).