Humorous-quotations Quotes

So that's the telephone? They ring, and you run.

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt

...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on m...

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy...

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.